Little girl, singing: Hey! I’m a crazy bitch, but I fuck so good you’re on top of it when you dream of doing me all night…
Father: What the fuck?! Are you trying to get taken by the social worker?!

Food Court, Connecticut Post Mall
Milford, Connecticut

Posted on April 28, 2024
Connecticut, Dads, Music, Should have used a condom

And I Said, “I Can Do This without a Woman!”

Sleazy white employee: Yeah, man, black girls know how to work it.
Black employee: Uh-huh.
Sleazy white employee, whispering: Yo, man, I was doin’ one one time, though, and I was about to go on her chest and she was like, ‘Nuh-uh,’ and pointed it at me and it went on my chest!

EB Games
Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: works downstairs

Posted on April 27, 2024
Coworkers, Gossip, Pennsylvania

How to Never Do It Again. Ever.

Chick #1: So, what was it like? Would you do it again?
Chick #2: Kind of like a hot dog… I was so hungry…
Chick #1: Ewww!
Chick #1: I just wanted to bite down, y’know?

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/30067.html

Posted on April 13, 2024
BJs, Chicks, Overheard at York

Well, It Felt That Way in My Ass

Fourth grade student: All the guys in France have big schlongs.

Virginia

Posted on April 10, 2024
Gossip, Penis, Students, Virginia

Ever Wondered How It’s Possible to Have Fun in Tennessee?

Midwestern tourist: Excuse me, are there any malls around here?
Local teen, in exaggerated accent: We don’t have malls in these here parts. Malls tempt the young ones to siiin. [Tourist leaves, scared. Teen then grumbles without accent] Fucking tourist.

Broadway and 4th Avenue
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: pedestrian

Posted on April 3, 2024
Lies, Tennessee, Tourists

The “Secret Shopper” Morality Tests Are Getting Aggravating

Dude exiting cab: Oh! Hi!
Girl on sidewalk, trying to hail cab: Hi.
Dude exiting cab: You’re hot! Wanna make out?
Girl on sidewalk: Not right now.
Dude exiting cab: Slut!

Huntington Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on March 28, 2024
Insults, Jerks, Massachusetts