Mother: Derek, come back here!
Five-year-old: No! You can’t tell me what to do! I’m going to go gamble some more! [Runs off.]
CAT ferry from Nova Scotia to Portland, Maine
Overheard by: Misaki
- Posted on May 5, 2024
- Boat/Ferry, Games, Moms, Should have used a condom
Chick #1: So, I was talkin’ to Gary yesterday.
Chick #2: He is so far up his own ass, I’m surprised he can say anything.
Chick #1: Yeah, I know. He was talking about some audio clip he’s doing, and how great it is, and my god — he annoys the shit out of me!
Chick #2: Yeah… Fantastic fuck, though.
Chick #1: Agreed — he is huge… I kind of heart Gary.
Central Station
Sydney
Australia
Middle-aged black woman to friend: You gotsta have TP. You gotsta wipe yo’ ass.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/nope-i-give-everyone-stink-palm.html
Overheard by: anonymous
- Posted on May 3, 2024
- Friends, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Philly
Hot lady to another: Well, that’s one drawback to being a whore.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: loyal seattle reader
Mid-40s thrift store lady, to VHS of Hidalgo: Mmm, mmm — Viggo Mortensen. Any time, any place, anywhere, any hole. You know it.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/would-steven-segal-have-been-less.html
Overheard by: little bald bastard
- Posted on May 1, 2024
- About celebrities, Creepsters, Overheard in Philly
Possibly preggers teen: I’m going to name my baby ‘Vodka.’
Skanky mom: Oh.
Liquor store
Delaware
Little girl, singing: Hey! I’m a crazy bitch, but I fuck so good you’re on top of it when you dream of doing me all night…
Father: What the fuck?! Are you trying to get taken by the social worker?!
Food Court, Connecticut Post Mall
Milford, Connecticut
- Posted on April 28, 2024
- Connecticut, Dads, Music, Should have used a condom
Sleazy white employee: Yeah, man, black girls know how to work it.
Black employee: Uh-huh.
Sleazy white employee, whispering: Yo, man, I was doin’ one one time, though, and I was about to go on her chest and she was like, ‘Nuh-uh,’ and pointed it at me and it went on my chest!
EB Games
Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: works downstairs
- Posted on April 27, 2024
- Coworkers, Gossip, Pennsylvania
Chick #1: So, what was it like? Would you do it again?
Chick #2: Kind of like a hot dog… I was so hungry…
Chick #1: Ewww!
Chick #1: I just wanted to bite down, y’know?
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/30067.html
- Posted on April 13, 2024
- BJs, Chicks, Overheard at York
Fourth grade student: All the guys in France have big schlongs.
Virginia
